i would follow you but your theme
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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| Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision... | Aries: |
| OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT. | Taurus: |
| Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY! | Gemini: |
| *sobbing hysterically in a corner* | Cancer: |
| EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK! | Leo: |
| LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE! | Virgo: |
| ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT! | Libra: |
| SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME. | Scorpio: |
| CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP. | Sagittarius: |
| *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner* | Capricorn: |
| *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland* | Aquarius: |
| I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on. | Pisces: |
last day of school
| OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'((( | other people: |
| adios bitchachos | me: |
The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner at someone else’s house and you don’t like the food, but you have to pretend to like it..
Then they ask you if you want more:
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When someone you hate bumps into you
“You wanna die bitch?”
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(Source: the-listening, via caitlin-kayli)
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki, via g-e-0)
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
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i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me
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